why are americans so stupid and lazy you might ask?

well its natural selection. all the dumb and lazy and fat etc. people in europe couldnt find a job or were hobos. so they went with slave traders into a ship to america. and the slaves werent smart as well, otherwise they would be smart enough to defeat the people who wanted to enslave them. so then they went to america and eventually almost all the ‘weak minds’ of europe and africa ended up in america.