why are americans so stupid and lazy you might ask?

well its natural selection. all the dumb and lazy and fat etc. people in europe couldnt find a job or were hobos. so they went with slave traders into a ship to america. and the slaves werent smart as well, otherwise they would be smart enough to defeat the people who wanted to enslave them. so then they went to america and eventually almost all the ‘weak minds’ of europe and africa ended up in america.

My Dad Hates Me

my dad ate all the chocolate so i was angry at him. i yelled at him and i insulted him for fatass. then my mom said i had to calm down and i said my dad was selfish. then my mom said she agreed with me and then my dad looked very angry. and since then he ignores me and doesnt talk to me. and doesnt make food for me either. so i want him to be less mad at me and i want to know who did the right thing? me or my fucking dad?