My Sister Gave Me Boner

well i was playfighting with my sister and accidentaly hit my hand against the wall and it hurt so i then lay on the bench and my sister came on me with her ass and then i got a fucking big boner and ran away as fast as i could. is it normal that i get a boner from my sister? and can i also stop happening this again cuz im really embarrassed of this. i don’t know what to do..

I Threw All My Old Toys Away

well today i had to do super clean up in my bedroom and also throw all toys away. it cost me fucking 2 hours. so i saw my old toys and got nostalgia thing and i also saw my first test for maths ever and i cried lil bit but threw all away. even my pokemon cards which were super expensive. 10 euro per 10 cards and i had like 30. its so sad it is to see ur old toys from childhood or to throw them away.

I Did Failed Joke With My Friends

well i was doing a joke with my friends to another friend. we wrote on paper ‘i love u i want u back xxx’ and under that the name of his ex-gf and we put it in his locker. but then it accidentally fell in that lil hole between lockers and thus it fell in another locker of which we didnt know the code. and guess what, the locker is of the best friend of the ex-gf of the friend we were joking with. so im in problems now lol. fuck

why are americans so stupid and lazy you might ask?

well its natural selection. all the dumb and lazy and fat etc. people in europe couldnt find a job or were hobos. so they went with slave traders into a ship to america. and the slaves werent smart as well, otherwise they would be smart enough to defeat the people who wanted to enslave them. so then they went to america and eventually almost all the ‘weak minds’ of europe and africa ended up in america.

my dad looks like sam

my dad looks like that german from far cry 3 cuz he shaved his whole hair with shave knife and he also has a beard now. if he had tattoaages he would be exactly the same as that guy.

Racism Towards My Sister

my sister was cycling today with her friend and some racist said to her: ‘buy a bicycle next time, okay?’ to her and she came home and told it to me. racism has to fucking stop. this made me fucking angry. u guys have to stop being racist and fucking stop insult people cuz of their religion. i know 10000 christian insults, so stop it. or we will start insult u back. we havent insulted back cuz we showed respect. but enough is enough. one more insult and ur gonna get fucked up.  im a gangster

My Armpits (continued)

well i watched porn once and a guy who had hair nowhere on his body except his hair had sex with super hot girls. so maybe i should just shave everything.

My Armpits

my mom says i have to shave my armpits and laser them. she says all guys do it nowadays. and she says i have to shave my chest and belly hair and back hair etc. too and laser it too. so hair will never ever grow back there. but i think girls will think im gay when i do that, and my friends will think too. shall i shave and laser it? only shave it? or just shave it sometimes a little. i dont know

My Dad Hates Me

my dad ate all the chocolate so i was angry at him. i yelled at him and i insulted him for fatass. then my mom said i had to calm down and i said my dad was selfish. then my mom said she agreed with me and then my dad looked very angry. and since then he ignores me and doesnt talk to me. and doesnt make food for me either. so i want him to be less mad at me and i want to know who did the right thing? me or my fucking dad?